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Good morning, everyone.
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Oh, Miss Fine, another stunning
yet inappropriate
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breakfast ensemble.
You like?
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They were having a big sale
at Victoria's Secret.
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I bought some other stuff too,
but that's my secret.
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Did you save the catalog?
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You can have it
after I'm through.
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Niles.
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Well, Mother's Day
is just around the corner.
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Uh-huh.
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Good morning, everyone.
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Miss Fine.
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What? It was buy one,
get one free.
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[TELEPHONE RINGS]
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Oh, that must be
my return call from
Osaka.
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No, it's Eddie. He's
calling
to kiss me good morning.
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Well, I've lost
my appetite.
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Gee, you know,
with all the overseas calls
you make,
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I hope you get free mileage
with your long distance.
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How delightfully bourgeois.
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Bourgeois, with a freebie
to Bermuda.
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Thank you, Niles.
Thank you, Niles.
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Not so fast, it's for Miss Fine.
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Miss Valerie Toriello.
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Val is on my business line?
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Well, it could be an emergency.
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Val, what's the matter?
Who died?
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[GASPS]
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Danny, my ex, is taking
Heather Biblo to Puerto
Rico.
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Miss Fine, nobody cares
about your boyfriend's vacation.
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Ex-boyfriend, sir.
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And I care deeply.
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[PHONE BEEPS]
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Oh, Val, I'm getting some
beeps here. Wait a minute.
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Oh, that must be Osaka on the
other line. Hang up. Hang up.
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Val, it's Japan calling
for Mr. Sheffield.
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I gotta hang up.
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-Whose water broke in Macy's?
-Just, just--
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Give me that.
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[SPEAKING JAPANESE]
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Val, would you please hang up?
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No, I don't get free mileage
on my long distance.
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[PHONE BEEPS]
[SPEAKING JAPANESE]
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[SIGHS]
Nothing.
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You must've lost them.
Me?
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Me?
Yes, you.
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Couldn't be.
Then who?
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Miss Fine, let's just make
one simple rule, can we?
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You keep your personal life
out of my business.
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So, what you're saying is
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if you've got
a business meeting,
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I should keep
my personal feelings out of it
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and let you go out in that tie.
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Let's just review.
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Business, personal.
Business, personal.
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Let's have
none of this.
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Now, if you'll excuse
me,
I have business
to attend to.
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He's changing
his tie.
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♪♪ She was working
In a bridal shop ♪♪
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♪♪ In Flushing, Queens ♪♪
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♪♪ Till her boyfriend
Kicked her out ♪♪
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♪♪ In one
Of those crushing scenes ♪♪
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♪♪ What was she to do?
Where was she to go? ♪♪
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♪♪ She was out on her fanny ♪♪
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♪♪ So over the bridge
From Flushing ♪♪
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♪♪ To the Sheffields' door ♪♪
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♪♪ She was there to sell makeup
But the father saw more ♪♪
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♪♪ She had style, she had flair
She was there ♪♪
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♪♪ That's how she became
The nanny ♪♪
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♪♪ Who would have guessed
That the girl we described ♪♪
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♪♪ Was just exactly
What the doctor prescribed? ♪♪
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♪♪ Now the father
Finds her beguiling ♪♪
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♪♪ Watch out, C.C. ♪♪
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♪♪ And the kids
Are actually smiling ♪♪
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♪♪ Such joie de vivre ♪♪
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♪♪ She's the lady in red ♪♪
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♪♪ When everybody else
Is wearing tan ♪♪
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♪♪ The flashy girl
From Flushing ♪♪
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♪♪ The nanny named Fran ♪♪
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Daddy, guess where we're going.
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Sweetheart,
we're in the middle of work.
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Who taught you to barge in
like that?
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Yoo-hoo, Mr. Sheffield.
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Ah, it's all coming back to me.
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Please, I'm on the phone.
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Well, I hope it's
nothing personal,
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because he'll snap
your head off.
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Did you want something?
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A, I like your tie,
B, I need some money.
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I'm taking Gracie shopping.
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It's time I learned
to coordinate my separates.
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She's growing up
right before my eyes.
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Meanwhile, you're
wearing one Mary Jane
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and one saddle shoe.
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I dared to be different.
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Go change.
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Soon she'll be
ready
for the Home
Shopping Network.
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So I'm off to go on duty.
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You need anything while I'm out?
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Yes, a leading man.
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Ah, who doesn't? Believe me,
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if they sold them
at Labels for Less,
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I'd have one on layaway already.
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Yes, I'll hold.
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Nanny Fine,
a synthetic
fur.
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How very PC of you.
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What?
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PC, as in politically correct.
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Oh, well, actually,
it's JC, as in Penney.
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Your outfit is nice too.
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Of course, dear. It's an Adolfo.
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As in Hitler?
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Yes, I'm still here.
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So he is interested. Splendid.
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Let me run it by Mr. Sheffield.
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Yes. Kiss-kiss.
Love you.Ciao.
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What a phony.
Well?
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You'll never guess
who I've talked into
starring in our new
show,
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pending a meeting
with you, of course.
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Brock Storm.
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Brock Storm?
Never heard of him.
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You never heard
of Brock Storm?
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Yes, we've established that.
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He plays Dr. River Shane
onOne Day After Another.
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He's on the cover
ofSoap Opera Digest.
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I'll leave you my copy
in your bathroom.
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Maxwell, I'm telling you,
Brock is big,
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and we need a box office draw.
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Star's Deli already
names
a sandwich after him:
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The Brock-wurst.
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Oh, my God. I've eaten him.
He is good.
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He is perfect.
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He's beyond perfect.
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When Trista went
into premature labor
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after the plane crash,
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despite his two broken arms,
Brock delivered her baby.
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How?
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With his teeth.
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I'm telling you,
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he is the most perfect man
in the world.
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He's playing a part, Miss Fine.
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It's an act,
hence the term "actor."
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Oh, no. No one can act
that good.
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He is truly sensitive.
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When he cries,
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snot comes out
of his nose.
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Oh, the man is gifted.
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[SINGING RODGERS
and HAMMERSTEIN'S "OKLAHOMA!"]
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♪♪ You're doin'
fine,
Oklahoma ♪♪
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♪♪ Oklahoma, O-K-H-L-O-M-- ♪♪
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No, wait.
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Who needs to spell
when you look like
that?
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♪♪ Oklaho-ma! ♪♪
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Yo!
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Oh, that was marvelous.
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Bravo.
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And so very loud.
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You do know I'm meeting
with other producers?
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Andy has invited me out
to his place
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in Southampton
for the weekend.
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Andy Lloyd Webber?
Uh-huh.
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And there's no spelling
in his show.
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Remember, Brock,
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there's only
one
maiden voyage
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to Broadway,
so take the
ride
with a
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that can guarantee
you
the epitome of style,
taste, and class.
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I don't know what I ate
for lunch.
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[HICCUPS]
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Oh, yeah, quiche.
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Would you excuse me a minute?
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Miss Fine, we're
still in the middle
of our business meeting.
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Oh, is that today?
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Oh, gee,
if I would've
known,
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I would have dressed.
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Come on, kids. Come on over.
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Your father has someone
he wants you to meet.
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Uh, Brock,
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these are
my
children,
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Brighton, Grace, and Maggie.
Hello.
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Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
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[GIGGLES]
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We never should have
let her out of the attic.
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And this must be
your gorgeous wife.
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No, this is my less-than-subtle
nanny, Miss Fine.
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Fran to you,
ormon amour.
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Whichever.
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Darling,
je vous aime beaucoup.
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Frèère
Jacques,
dormez-vous?
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Miss Fine...
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A moment.
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[WHISPERING]
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Yes?
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Get out,
or I'll hurt you.
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Ah.
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Well, if you'll excuse me--
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Oh, just one last thing.
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All the while that you were
selflessly raising your son Eric
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while his mother Cherie
was gallivanting
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all over Spring Valley,
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did you know that he wasn't
your biological child?
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Yes, I've always known.
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You are a god...and a doctor.
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I gotta lie down.
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I do apologize,
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but I'm sure
you must get
that--
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[GIRLS SCREAM]
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Sort of thing all the time.
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Yeah. Cool, huh?
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So shall I call your agent?
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Sure.
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I'll need top billing,
big letters,
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more money than anyone else...
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Oh, yeah...
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And the nanny.
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[SCOFFS]
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Can you believe he wants
my nanny?
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Why doesn't he get someone else
to take care of his children?
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Maxwell, he doesn't
have any children.
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Then what does he want
with my na--?
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Oh.
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God, this is boring.
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Brock hasn't even moved
since the last commercial.
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Shh. That's
because
he's in a coma.
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Look, he's
gonna
drool again.
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The man is a master
of bodily fluids.
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But nothing's
happening.
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That's because you don't
know how to watch.
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See how nurse Judy
is clutching the IV pole?
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So she's dizzy.
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So she's pregnant,
and Brock's the father.
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But I thought he was in a coma.
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Plus he's had
a vasectomy.
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Is that man virile or what?
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What's a vasectomy?
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Uh, it's
elective
surgery,
honey.
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Like when C.C.
went to
Switzerland
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and came back
without her
thighs.
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Did C.C. have a vasectomy?
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Uh, no. No, honey.
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I hear she's given a few.
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MAXWELL: Niles!
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As if I have
nothing better to
do
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than be at his
beck and call.
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As if we were his servants.
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Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
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No, no, no. I will not.
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I cannot make Miss Fine
part of this deal.
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Oh, Maxwell, grow up.
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It's unconscionable.
It's morally bankrupt.
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It's show biz.
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What took you so long?
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I fell, sir...
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But I think I'm all right now.
I'll walk it off.
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Maxwell, darling,
I'm begging you.
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We just have
to do it.
256
00:10:42,330 --> 00:10:44,430
Well, I find the whole idea
repulsive.
257
00:10:48,830 --> 00:10:50,500
Way to play
hard to get,
sir.
258
00:10:51,416 --> 00:10:54,096
Niles, get your mind
out of the gutter.
259
00:10:54,133 --> 00:10:56,003
Vacating
the gutter,
sir.
260
00:10:56,316 --> 00:10:58,466
We're talking about Brock Storm.
261
00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:01,480
He'll only do the show
if I set him up with Miss Fine.
262
00:11:02,160 --> 00:11:04,320
Well, it's not like
she won't be thrilled
with the prospect.
263
00:11:04,350 --> 00:11:08,330
She glommed onto him
like a refrigerator magnet.
264
00:11:08,660 --> 00:11:10,300
Yes, well, that's true enough.
265
00:11:10,333 --> 00:11:12,323
She was rather taken with him.
266
00:11:12,350 --> 00:11:15,330
So actually you'll be
doing her a favor
267
00:11:15,660 --> 00:11:17,220
as opposed to, say, pimping her.
268
00:11:19,100 --> 00:11:20,450
Thank you, Niles.
269
00:11:20,483 --> 00:11:23,503
Always there
for you, sir.
270
00:11:24,116 --> 00:11:26,156
Oh. Ooh.
271
00:11:28,416 --> 00:11:30,656
[HOSPITAL SHOW
PLAYS ON TELEVISION]
272
00:11:30,100 --> 00:11:32,450
Oh, I can't believe
how cute all the men
are.
273
00:11:32,483 --> 00:11:35,223
Cute,
but so dysfunctional.
274
00:11:36,200 --> 00:11:38,380
A lethal combination, ladies.
275
00:11:38,416 --> 00:11:41,466
Miss Fine, Mr. Sheffield
would like to speak with
you
in his office.
276
00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:43,380
[WHINING]
Oh, what did I do?
277
00:11:43,416 --> 00:11:46,366
If he asks you
anything about my
fall,
278
00:11:46,400 --> 00:11:47,430
just play along.
279
00:11:49,316 --> 00:11:52,296
All right, I'll do it,
but I won't like it.
280
00:11:52,333 --> 00:11:54,473
Where have I heard
that before?
281
00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:57,480
Ah, Miss Fine, do come in.
282
00:11:58,160 --> 00:12:00,150
I'm sorry, but who
knew
nail polish remover
283
00:12:00,183 --> 00:12:02,123
would eat
off
the finish?
284
00:12:02,150 --> 00:12:05,100
What finish?
Nothing.
285
00:12:06,330 --> 00:12:07,180
Miss Fine!
286
00:12:07,216 --> 00:12:09,396
Oh, Maxwell, lighten up.
287
00:12:09,433 --> 00:12:12,273
Sit down, Miss Fine... Fran.
288
00:12:13,150 --> 00:12:15,330
Franela.
289
00:12:16,366 --> 00:12:18,366
Oh, now I'm really scared.
290
00:12:18,400 --> 00:12:22,280
What would you say if I arranged
dinner this evening
291
00:12:22,316 --> 00:12:24,466
for you and Brock Storm?
292
00:12:25,433 --> 00:12:28,273
Wait, is this
a hypothetical question,
or are we wasting time
293
00:12:28,300 --> 00:12:31,830
when I should be putting
the electric rollers in my hair?
294
00:12:31,116 --> 00:12:32,416
Roll away, Miss Fine.
295
00:12:32,450 --> 00:12:34,160
Oh, my God!
296
00:12:34,500 --> 00:12:35,280
A date with Brock Storm.
297
00:12:35,316 --> 00:12:37,476
I can't believe you would
do this for me!
298
00:12:38,160 --> 00:12:39,320
Oh, well, you know...
299
00:12:39,350 --> 00:12:41,300
It's our pleasure.
300
00:12:41,333 --> 00:12:43,833
We just want you
to have a good time,
301
00:12:43,116 --> 00:12:46,496
a very good time.
Not that good a time.
302
00:12:46,830 --> 00:12:47,280
We want her
to have a good
time.
303
00:12:47,316 --> 00:12:49,146
Have as good a time
as you want, and no more.
304
00:12:49,183 --> 00:12:51,203
Well, I'll just play it by ear.
305
00:12:51,233 --> 00:12:53,303
Oh, thank you, Mr. Sheffield.
306
00:12:53,333 --> 00:12:55,333
Oh, thank you, Miss Babcock.
307
00:12:56,266 --> 00:12:57,996
Ooh, that was close.
308
00:12:59,450 --> 00:13:02,150
See, that wasn't so bad, was it?
309
00:13:02,183 --> 00:13:04,133
Knock, knock. It's Franela.
310
00:13:04,166 --> 00:13:06,096
We missed you.
311
00:13:06,133 --> 00:13:10,303
Uh, would Brock, by any chance,
have the hots for me,
312
00:13:10,333 --> 00:13:12,233
and it would be better
for you and your show
313
00:13:12,266 --> 00:13:13,366
if I went out with him?
314
00:13:14,433 --> 00:13:17,223
Miss Fine,
how could you
imply--
315
00:13:17,250 --> 00:13:20,660
Shut up, C.C.
Yes, yes. It's true!
316
00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:21,280
We're sacrificing you
to Brock
317
00:13:21,316 --> 00:13:23,416
to close
our filthy business deal.
318
00:13:25,660 --> 00:13:26,120
All right.
319
00:13:29,216 --> 00:13:31,176
Uh-oh.
320
00:13:31,216 --> 00:13:32,416
What?
What?
321
00:13:32,450 --> 00:13:34,220
A date with Brock.
322
00:13:34,250 --> 00:13:39,250
Now, wouldn't that be
mixing
business with personal?
323
00:13:41,166 --> 00:13:42,326
You know.
324
00:13:45,250 --> 00:13:47,450
Maxwell,
what is
this,
325
00:13:47,483 --> 00:13:50,503
and why are you
doing it with
her?
326
00:13:51,283 --> 00:13:54,183
It's just some silly
rule I made.
327
00:13:54,216 --> 00:13:56,166
What say we forget
that rule?
328
00:13:56,200 --> 00:13:58,270
Oh, no. Rules are rules.
329
00:13:58,300 --> 00:13:59,450
Rules are made to be broken.
330
00:13:59,483 --> 00:14:02,183
Mmm...I don't know.
331
00:14:02,216 --> 00:14:04,196
Forget the rules.
I hate the rules.
332
00:14:04,233 --> 00:14:05,333
New rule: No rules!
333
00:14:05,366 --> 00:14:07,376
I want you to mix business
with personal.
334
00:14:07,416 --> 00:14:09,416
I want you to call Val
on my business line,
335
00:14:09,450 --> 00:14:11,200
invite her over, have a party.
336
00:14:11,233 --> 00:14:15,003
Here, take my credit card.
Redecorate the house!
337
00:14:17,150 --> 00:14:18,320
All right.
338
00:14:21,250 --> 00:14:23,150
Maxwell,
if you don't
mind,
339
00:14:23,183 --> 00:14:25,003
I think I'll
handle
the
negotiations
340
00:14:25,330 --> 00:14:26,320
with Brock's agent.
341
00:14:37,160 --> 00:14:38,370
Oh, honey...
342
00:14:38,400 --> 00:14:43,380
the secret to putting on blush
is less is more.
343
00:14:43,416 --> 00:14:44,466
[GIGGLES]
344
00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:46,480
The exact
opposite
of hairspray.
345
00:14:49,166 --> 00:14:50,176
Oh, isn't it amazing
346
00:14:50,216 --> 00:14:52,446
how our lives are
completely the same?
347
00:14:52,483 --> 00:14:56,333
I mean, you're going out
with the hottest soap star,
348
00:14:56,660 --> 00:14:57,350
and I'm dating Eddie.
349
00:14:59,250 --> 00:15:01,230
It's scary.
350
00:15:01,266 --> 00:15:02,366
Meanwhile, where's my lipstick?
351
00:15:02,400 --> 00:15:04,660
How do I look?
352
00:15:05,660 --> 00:15:08,830
Like my Aunt Shirley
before her cataract surgery.
353
00:15:09,416 --> 00:15:11,166
Here, sweetie.
354
00:15:11,200 --> 00:15:12,400
Fran, can I
borrow
some perfume?
355
00:15:12,433 --> 00:15:15,233
Oh, sure,
help yourself.
356
00:15:15,266 --> 00:15:18,266
Nope, that's my scent.
You take the Charlie.
357
00:15:19,483 --> 00:15:23,123
A few drops strategically placed
on the pulse points.
358
00:15:23,150 --> 00:15:27,350
Here...here...
and one right between the...
359
00:15:27,383 --> 00:15:29,833
eyes.
360
00:15:29,116 --> 00:15:30,246
The eyes?
361
00:15:30,283 --> 00:15:33,273
Yes, the brain
is the sexiest organ.
362
00:15:33,300 --> 00:15:35,250
Right, Val? Where's Val?
363
00:15:35,283 --> 00:15:37,483
Oh, what a walk-in.
364
00:15:38,160 --> 00:15:40,200
If it had a
bathroom,
you could sublet.
365
00:15:41,500 --> 00:15:43,830
Did you smell the padded
potpourri hangers?
366
00:15:43,116 --> 00:15:45,226
Please, I had to
take
an antihistamine.
367
00:15:45,266 --> 00:15:46,276
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
368
00:15:46,316 --> 00:15:48,396
Oh, come in.
369
00:15:48,433 --> 00:15:50,383
Miss Fine, Mr. Storm's blown in.
370
00:15:50,416 --> 00:15:51,416
VAL: Oh, my God!
371
00:15:51,450 --> 00:15:53,830
I can't believe
my best friend's
372
00:15:53,116 --> 00:15:54,996
going out
with Brock
Storm!
373
00:15:55,330 --> 00:15:56,280
[SCREAMS]
374
00:15:56,316 --> 00:15:58,416
Okay, everyone,
let's just calm down.
375
00:15:58,450 --> 00:16:03,000
He's just a person.
It's just like any other date.
376
00:16:03,330 --> 00:16:04,180
Now I'm gonna go down,
377
00:16:04,216 --> 00:16:06,266
and I'm gonna say hello
to Mr. Brock Storm.
378
00:16:06,300 --> 00:16:08,230
That's all.
379
00:16:10,450 --> 00:16:12,470
Don't start with me, Niles.
380
00:16:15,383 --> 00:16:17,303
So Brock...
381
00:16:17,333 --> 00:16:19,203
Now that you're
in a coma on the show,
382
00:16:19,233 --> 00:16:21,103
aren't you afraid
of being killed off?
383
00:16:21,133 --> 00:16:23,433
I'll recover the minute
we settle my contract.
384
00:16:23,466 --> 00:16:25,126
Uh-huh.
385
00:16:26,316 --> 00:16:28,126
Why? What've you heard?
386
00:16:30,216 --> 00:16:32,346
Ah, Brock, I just got
off the phone with your agent,
387
00:16:32,383 --> 00:16:34,173
and I think we'll
be
able to strike a
deal.
388
00:16:36,133 --> 00:16:37,283
Fabulous!
389
00:16:37,316 --> 00:16:39,126
Yes, well, the art
of negotiation's
390
00:16:39,166 --> 00:16:40,326
all a matter of--
391
00:16:40,366 --> 00:16:42,426
Oh, I'll tell you later.
392
00:16:42,466 --> 00:16:44,376
Hi, Brock.
393
00:16:44,416 --> 00:16:47,326
Darling,
you look spectacular.
394
00:16:48,300 --> 00:16:50,120
Which makes me look
even better.
395
00:16:50,150 --> 00:16:51,430
[BOTH LAUGH]
396
00:16:53,300 --> 00:16:54,370
Brock, I
want
you to meet
397
00:16:54,400 --> 00:16:57,200
my best
friend,
Valerie
Toriello.
398
00:16:57,233 --> 00:16:59,153
Go ahead, Val.
Embarrass me.
399
00:16:59,183 --> 00:17:02,303
Oh, Mr. Storm,
it's such a thrill
to shake your
hand.
400
00:17:04,216 --> 00:17:06,376
Was it as good for
you
as it was for me?
401
00:17:08,266 --> 00:17:10,496
Two seconds. That's a record.
402
00:17:10,830 --> 00:17:11,180
[GIGGLES]
403
00:17:11,216 --> 00:17:13,096
Well, I hope I dressed okay,
Brock.
404
00:17:13,133 --> 00:17:15,273
I didn't know
what we were doing.
405
00:17:15,300 --> 00:17:18,200
Anything you
want,
mon amour...
406
00:17:18,233 --> 00:17:19,373
mon amour.
407
00:17:19,400 --> 00:17:21,330
[GASPS]
Take a picture. Take a picture.
408
00:17:24,216 --> 00:17:25,276
Is it just me,
409
00:17:25,316 --> 00:17:27,146
or is he the phoniest
human being on earth?
410
00:17:27,183 --> 00:17:29,253
Would that be
counting
Miss Babcock?
411
00:17:32,266 --> 00:17:33,396
Oh, Mr. Sheffield,
412
00:17:33,433 --> 00:17:35,123
this is the
most
exciting night
413
00:17:35,150 --> 00:17:37,300
of my life,
and I owe it
all to you.
414
00:17:37,333 --> 00:17:40,103
Oh, you don't owe me anything.
415
00:17:40,133 --> 00:17:41,423
You don't owe him
anything either.
416
00:17:41,450 --> 00:17:43,380
Nothing is owed.
417
00:17:45,160 --> 00:17:46,230
Don't wait up.
418
00:17:52,830 --> 00:17:54,830
Is everything
all right, sir?
419
00:17:54,116 --> 00:17:55,276
Hmm? Oh, of course.
420
00:17:55,316 --> 00:17:57,496
She seems fine
with the
arrangement.
421
00:17:57,830 --> 00:17:59,250
Indeed,
she was floating on air.
422
00:17:59,283 --> 00:18:01,173
Hot air, I might add.
423
00:18:01,200 --> 00:18:05,180
Sir, are you worried
that she'll have a bad time
or a good one?
424
00:18:05,216 --> 00:18:08,166
You know, Niles,
you're starting to
get on my nerves.
425
00:18:09,416 --> 00:18:11,376
All in a day's
work, sir.
426
00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:27,830
That was a delicious meal,
wasn't it?
427
00:18:27,116 --> 00:18:29,276
Who knew happy hour
could be so filling?
428
00:18:31,330 --> 00:18:33,280
Do you think my hair
looks better
429
00:18:33,316 --> 00:18:35,996
parted on the right
or the left?
430
00:18:37,150 --> 00:18:40,130
Well, let's see.
You had it
parted
on the left
431
00:18:40,166 --> 00:18:42,326
for the nachos,
432
00:18:42,660 --> 00:18:44,430
and then you switched
it
for the buffalo wings,
am I right?
433
00:18:44,466 --> 00:18:46,176
Uh-huh.
434
00:18:47,183 --> 00:18:48,223
Why don't you
split the diff
435
00:18:48,250 --> 00:18:50,180
and part it
down the middle?
436
00:18:53,330 --> 00:18:56,160
Uh, Caleeb,
there's my mansion
now.
437
00:18:56,500 --> 00:18:58,330
Why don't you
just drop me off
at the corner.
438
00:18:58,660 --> 00:19:00,230
Driver, keep driving.
What's your rush?
439
00:19:01,166 --> 00:19:02,246
It's a school night.
440
00:19:02,283 --> 00:19:04,183
But it's the shank
of the evening,
441
00:19:05,233 --> 00:19:08,373
and your eyes beckon me
to the shore,
442
00:19:09,233 --> 00:19:12,133
where I will crash
upon your lips.
443
00:19:13,350 --> 00:19:15,470
You said the same
thing
to nurse Judy,
444
00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:18,230
and now she's hanging
on an IV pole.
445
00:19:20,216 --> 00:19:23,126
Well, it's time
for some intensive care...
446
00:19:25,266 --> 00:19:28,496
And the doctor is in.
447
00:19:29,166 --> 00:19:30,216
That's it!
448
00:19:30,250 --> 00:19:31,370
You know, I have
a good mind
449
00:19:31,400 --> 00:19:34,180
to report you
toSoap Opera
Digest.
450
00:19:34,216 --> 00:19:37,656
You are nothing
like Dr. River
Shane.
451
00:19:37,100 --> 00:19:41,270
No, but I'm exactly
like his evil twin.
452
00:19:56,416 --> 00:19:58,276
Oh, Mr. Sheffield.
453
00:19:58,316 --> 00:19:59,476
Huh?
454
00:20:00,160 --> 00:20:02,350
What are you doing down here?
455
00:20:02,383 --> 00:20:04,223
Were you waiting
up for me?
456
00:20:04,250 --> 00:20:08,370
Of course not.
I was just reading a book...
that's here somewhere.
457
00:20:09,316 --> 00:20:10,426
Is she home yet?
458
00:20:10,466 --> 00:20:12,656
Go back to sleep.
459
00:20:15,500 --> 00:20:17,830
So how was your evening
with Brock?
460
00:20:17,116 --> 00:20:19,426
Oh, don't ask.
461
00:20:19,466 --> 00:20:23,366
That guy was only interested
in one thing.
462
00:20:23,400 --> 00:20:26,130
Hello, my father
was finally right.
463
00:20:30,350 --> 00:20:32,350
I feel like such a loser.
464
00:20:32,383 --> 00:20:35,233
You can't blame yourself.
The man's a cad.
465
00:20:35,266 --> 00:20:36,476
I'd like to wring his--
466
00:20:37,160 --> 00:20:38,330
[MUFFLED] Peanuts?
467
00:20:38,660 --> 00:20:39,430
He took advantage
of your naiveté
468
00:20:39,466 --> 00:20:41,446
and complete lack
of sophistication.
469
00:20:41,483 --> 00:20:43,453
Don't forget
incredible stupidity.
470
00:20:43,483 --> 00:20:45,123
Right.
471
00:20:46,316 --> 00:20:47,396
Ugh, what am I doing here?
472
00:20:47,433 --> 00:20:49,663
Take this
away from me.
473
00:20:49,100 --> 00:20:51,350
This could easily turn
into a 10-pound binge.
474
00:20:51,383 --> 00:20:54,173
I hold myself
completely responsible.
475
00:20:54,200 --> 00:20:57,130
I let my own self-interest
compromise your virtue.
476
00:20:58,116 --> 00:21:00,826
Oh, are you adorable.
477
00:21:01,100 --> 00:21:03,330
Oh, now, Miss Fine,
let's not misconstrue.
478
00:21:03,366 --> 00:21:06,246
I mean, we don't want to mix
business with personal.
479
00:21:06,283 --> 00:21:10,163
Oh, you're not starting
on that jag again, are
you?
480
00:21:10,500 --> 00:21:13,660
We're living
together, sort
of.
481
00:21:13,100 --> 00:21:15,280
Some of this
is bound to
happen.
482
00:21:15,316 --> 00:21:17,246
Yeah, I suppose.
483
00:21:17,283 --> 00:21:18,453
You know,
it's the strangest thing,
484
00:21:18,483 --> 00:21:20,323
but when you went out that door
with him this evening,
485
00:21:20,350 --> 00:21:22,300
I thought if something
terrible were to happen,
486
00:21:22,333 --> 00:21:25,183
I would actually care.
487
00:21:26,383 --> 00:21:28,233
Don't gush.
488
00:21:33,500 --> 00:21:34,180
Look at us...
489
00:21:34,216 --> 00:21:35,226
A couple
of nut
eaters.
490
00:21:35,266 --> 00:21:36,326
[CHUCKLES]
491
00:21:38,216 --> 00:21:40,496
Oh, Mr. Sheffield,
492
00:21:40,830 --> 00:21:42,280
I hope I didn't screw up
your play.
493
00:21:42,316 --> 00:21:44,446
Oh, frankly, after the way Brock
treated you this evening,
494
00:21:44,483 --> 00:21:46,473
I'm not sure I'd care
to work with him anyway.
495
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:48,420
Oh, too bad, too,
496
00:21:48,450 --> 00:21:52,280
because now he could
really
hit those high notes.
497
00:21:56,166 --> 00:21:58,266
Good night, Mr. Sheffield.
498
00:21:58,300 --> 00:22:00,330
Does that mean she kicked him
in the--?
499
00:22:00,660 --> 00:22:01,330
Good night, Brighton.
500
00:22:03,466 --> 00:22:05,416
[♪♪♪]
501
00:22:14,300 --> 00:22:17,370
Doesshmegegi
two G's or three?
502
00:22:17,400 --> 00:22:19,280
That's not a word.
503
00:22:19,316 --> 00:22:21,656
You never heard
ofshmegegi?
504
00:22:21,100 --> 00:22:23,660
Oy, you've never met
my cousin Ira.
505
00:22:23,433 --> 00:22:26,273
Now, let's see,
the double word score makes 30,
506
00:22:26,300 --> 00:22:29,320
and the S turns
moron into morons.
507
00:22:29,350 --> 00:22:31,000
Carry the nor--
508
00:22:31,330 --> 00:22:33,330
57 points.
Where's the bag?
509
00:22:33,660 --> 00:22:34,420
MAXWELL:
No, absolutely not.
510
00:22:34,450 --> 00:22:36,400
I don't want another soap star.
511
00:22:36,433 --> 00:22:38,153
They might be big box office,
512
00:22:38,183 --> 00:22:39,423
but there must be
another way to go.
513
00:22:39,450 --> 00:22:42,000
If you hear some beeps,
I'm expecting a call from Val.
514
00:22:42,330 --> 00:22:43,270
This is Val.
515
00:22:44,466 --> 00:22:46,176
Fran, I'm stuck.
What do I do next?
516
00:22:46,216 --> 00:22:48,496
Let me see...
517
00:22:48,830 --> 00:22:51,480
Gently push the ponytailer
through the back of the pony
518
00:22:52,160 --> 00:22:54,180
to create a hairdo
that will epitomize fantasy
519
00:22:54,216 --> 00:22:56,096
and femininity.
Ow!
520
00:22:56,133 --> 00:22:59,133
Shh! Please, I'm trying
to watchOne Day After Another.
521
00:22:59,166 --> 00:23:02,656
Oh, look, they've replaced
Brock Storm.
522
00:23:02,100 --> 00:23:03,280
I wonder what happened.
523
00:23:03,316 --> 00:23:05,326
How do you spell "eunuch"?
524
00:23:08,266 --> 00:23:10,296
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